Masturbation Without Preparation = Not Good

Well.

Apparently I didn’t get the memo that one must always STRETCH prior to engaging in a little self love.

There I was, having a little quality time with myself this morning, splayed out on my bed, eyes closed, dirty visions dancing and whatnot… things started getting really good and… no lie, my pussy started to purr and I pulled my legs up and dug my feet in and I pulled a muscle in my left thigh! Owww! :(

Please learn from this and do some proper stretching before, um, taking things into your own hands. Sigh.

Now, if someone wants to kiss it and make it all better, that would be great. Sniffle.

Also, I am going out later tonight for awhile. I will be back for some late night action though. And I’m here now for the rest of the afternoon!

Oh and, I need some love. Leave me some comments, send me a sexy email, buy me a present. Something. I am injured after all.

Kisses,
Britt

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