Self Love

Sometime’s I’m Just So…

Horny! Do you ever have one of those days where all you can think about is sex and fucking and cumming and sex and fucking and cumming and sex and fucking and cumming and sex and…

Oh, yes. You are men. Of course you do! Hehehehe.

Well, I am having one of those days! I mean, I’m up in the morning time, which I, um, never am if I can help it. I was having a very dirty dream and I woke up with my little pussy tingling and needing some attention!

I have been going at for like two hours now! I’m laying here naked (ok well I’m sitting here now typing on my laptop) on my bed masturbating like a fiend with several sex toys, a squeezie thing of lube and Read More

Masturbation Without Preparation = Not Good

Well.

Apparently I didn’t get the memo that one must always STRETCH prior to engaging in a little self love.

There I was, having a little quality time with myself this morning, splayed out on my bed, eyes closed, dirty visions dancing and whatnot… things started getting really good and… no lie, my pussy started to purr and I pulled my legs up and dug my feet in and I pulled a muscle in my left thigh! Owww!